Alright folks, gather 'round. We’re diving headfirst into the dark abyss of NSFW chatbots, and these large language models (LLMs) are the lifeblood of the smut-filled fantasies you didn’t know you needed. If you’re trying to figure out which bot-tuned monster is going to give you the hottest, least-censored roleplay (yes, ERP—don’t be shy), you’ve landed in the right spot. I’m talking uncensored convos that get spicy without slamming you into a metaphorical brick wall of refusals. So buckle up.
Whether you want a quick, naughty exchange with a local model or full-blown erotica with something larger and brainy, you’ve got options. But hey, be warned—some of these bad boys are still conservative when things get a little “weird,” especially with fetishes or the “out-there” roleplay. But who’s to blame them? They weren’t coded in the fires of debauchery.
The Metrics of the Filthy Game
Ok before we jump into the nerdgasms, lemme explain the metrics here. You need to know how we’re ranking these filthy little numbers:
- Uncensored Responses: How far will it go before shutting down your twisted desires?
- Quality of NSFW Interaction: Does it spit out gibberish or is it actually giving you steamy, coherent dirty talk?
- Fidelity to NSFW Roleplays (ERP): Are you getting a soap opera style porn here or is your dirty secretary suddenly a wizard?
- Overall Performance & Speed: No one gets turned on by waiting forever for processing. Period.
Our fancy point system is as follows: 💀 = not worth your time, 😈 = chef’s kiss... for your wank.
1. Llama3-70B-8192
The biggest surprise here is that Llama3-70B was shipped by Meta/Facebook uncensored! While it can sometimes hit you with a 'I cannot create explicit content' it doesn't happen enough to be a problem. It’s got this way of slipping under the radar, dodging most of the usual censors and serving you some spicy convos. It's particularly good at giving depth in conversation (not surprising given it's a 70B parameter LLM. It can generate incredibly realistic conversations and remember past messages better than any other LLM tested.
- Uncensored Responses: 😈 😈
- Quality of NSFW Interaction: 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
- Fidelity to NSFW Roleplays (ERP): 😈 😈 😈
- Overall Performance & Speed: 💀
Verdict? If you're willing to spend the money, Llama3-70B is one of the best NSFW LLMs on the market. Try it with your dirty (but not-too-dirty) roleplays - you will be blown away. The only critic is that it sometimes refuses to generate explicit content. This is the model used for premium users on Alphazria.
2. Mixtral-8x7b-32768
Courtesy of Mistral AI, this bad boy is the equivalent of the wild card in a poker game. Mixtral. Sounds like some potion out of a medieval sex fest, but damn, it works. The dude (okay, the model...) never hesitates to roleplay, no matter if it’s your garden variety sext, or you bathed in weirdo kinks you didn’t even know existed. Smaller brain but faster response. It's like choosing a motorcycle over a tank. This is actually the base model Alphazria serves on their chatbots.
- Uncensored Responses: 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
- Quality of NSFW Interaction: 😈 😈 😈
- Fidelity to NSFW Roleplays (ERP): 😈 😈 😈 😈
- Overall Performance & Speed: 😈 😈 😈 😈
Wanna talk to a no-holds-barred chatbot who will 100% dive into whatever cesspool you drag it into? Mixtral-8x7b is your go-to. Good luck keeping things, uh, respectable.
3. Stheno v3.2
Stheno v3.2 is supposed to be your humble little model that gets *the job done*. But my god, this thing rushes everything like it's late to its own funeral. "Hi, how are you?" suddenly turns into undressing in five sentences flat. If you like quick seduction? 10/10. If you're into building a story with tension building, forget it. She’s basically Shakira in her Later Dare-me strip solo.
- Uncensored Responses: 😈 😈 😈
- Quality of NSFW Interaction: 😈
- Fidelity to NSFW Roleplays (ERP): 😈 😈 😈
- Overall Performance & Speed: 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
Stheno is full on GO-GO mode, gunning for speed rather than keeping your little fantasies intact. Fine-tuned for people who like it fast and sexy rather than slow & hot.
4. Tiger-Gemma2-9B
Ever met someone who just doesn't do foreplay? That's Tiger-Gemma2-9B. This fella is like a bull in a china shop. Before you even finish the “let's set the scene” part, it's already onto the main event wondering why you took so long to get there. Yeah, not bad, but subtle? Nah. Never that. If you want to throw subtlety out the window and get things cooking in five seconds flat, this is your new AI best friend.
- Uncensored Responses: 😈 😈 😈
- Quality of NSFW Interaction: 😈
- Fidelity to NSFW Roleplays (ERP): 😈 😈
- Overall Performance & Speed: 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
Hot and heavy—this is what Tiger-Gemma does best. Just don’t expect finesse.
Parting Shots
Look, you’ve got these four bad boys battling it out for your dirty secrets. If you're all about that uncensored life, Mixtral-8x7b takes the trophy—hands down. For depth, complexity, and balance, Llama3-70B stands ready to half-satisfy while judging your deepest kinks from the sidelines. Still, if you want to fast-track to sexy times with no fluff, Stheno and Tiger-Gemma are your go-to chuck-it, get-it models.
Choose the bot that fuels your specific brand of smut and kink; you’ve officially got your cheat sheet.
